1 /5 Colin Craddock: This was hands down the worst dining experience I’ve had in a long time, and I will never return to Perch 360.
To start, we waited over 10 minutes just to receive menus. After ordering drinks, we waited about 40 minutes before having to ask if they were ever coming. The server’s response? “It’s not my fault, it’s the bartender. I’m only 20 years old, otherwise I’d go back there and make it myself.” Not exactly the customer-service moment she thought it was. Another 15 minutes later, the drinks finally arrived.
One person ordered their Pineapple Paloma (just without pineapple). What arrived was a green mystery drink that tasted nothing like a Paloma. When we politely asked if the drink was correct and mentioned it tasted bad, the server became aggressive and said, “Yes, it’s your fault for ordering a Paloma without pineapple — I watched them make it.” For reference, a classic Paloma does not include pineapple. No apology, no offer to fix it — she simply walked away.
Then came the food. We ordered one order of French fries for the table. After 45 minutes, we asked if they were coming. Her response: “Yes, but the table next to you ordered food too and they’re waiting.” Okay? And? This is a restaurant. Eventually, after an hour, we asked to remove the fries from the bill. She then informed us, “Oh yeah, they were actually ready in the back for a while, but I forgot to grab them and now they’re cold.” I’m still speechless.
Every interaction came with an excuse and an attempt to shift blame back onto us. At no point did she take accountability or attempt to make things right.
When we asked for the check, it took another 20 minutes. When we followed up, she simply said “no” and walked away. Meanwhile, we overheard her tell another table who received the wrong food, “Well, I heard you say fish and chips.” Yikes.
Eventually, we paid and left. No goodbye, no apology — not a single word.
In summary: rude and careless service, extremely long waits, incorrect or missing food, and bad drinks. Our group talked about how shockingly bad this experience was for hours afterward because none of us could believe it. This server desperately needs a Customer Service 101 course, and management needs to step in (if there is any).
Do yourself a favor and go literally anywhere else.