1 /5 Eclectic Archaeopteryx: Twenty-five and a half (25 1/2) weeks. Just a few days shy of 6 months. Thats how long AdventHealth Family Medicine is making me wait for my first appointment here as a new patient (with pretty good insurance). I still have more than 3 months left to wait.
The whole AdventHealth system is a joke now. I need a colonoscopy (one of the "Overdue for" reminders on the AdventHealth patient portal), as Ive never had a screening and am in my 60s, and have symptoms that need to be checked out. Yeah, I KNOW Im overdue, I just havent had insurance until this year. Next to the "Overdue for colonoscopy" reminder on the AdventHealth portal is "Request Appointment." I submitted that form 4 months ago and never heard back. When I called, I was told that despite the fact that my super-duper new insurance does NOT require referrals, AdventHealths OWN policy is they wont schedule you to see any specialist without a referral!
So the only way to get that referral for the much-needed colonoscopy screening is to see a PCP. Which is what this place is making me wait 6 months for (assuming they dont cancel on me like they apparently have so many others according to reviews here).
IF I finally get to see a medical professional, who knows how many months after that Ill have to wait for an actual referral to get a colonoscopy, and then how many months after THAT if any kind of followup is needed. How or why is it even worth having insurance at this point, if its impossible to use it??!
Guess Id better hope I dont have any fast-growing cancers or any other issues that require timely treatment.
Just a side note: All you Americans who believe the conservative propaganda about how "awful" it is to have free Universal Health Care because in countries that have it, people sometimes have to wait (gasp) 1 or 2 months to see a doctor -- OMG WAKE UP. Id be delighted with a 2-month wait instead of the 6 months Im forced to wait here just for a basic initial appointment with a family practitioner in good ol USA.