1 /5 John Hack: If you have the misfortune of finding yourself in this hospital, you have my deepest sympathies, dont bother pushing the call buttons in your room, chances are no one will answer, and if and when you do get someone to answer all you will get is excuses about how overworked they are, when you can hear from them laughing down the hall, my advice is get out out of this place as soon as possible and refuse to pay the bill!