1 /5 John Zephyr: Wow, Southport Auto Repair really knows how to treat you like royalty—for the low, low price of $350, you get an oil change, an air filter swap, and a tire rotation on your 2021 Jeep. I mean, who needs affordable car maintenance when you can experience this level of luxury? The team was so energetic, practically vibrating with enthusiasm—must be all that coffee they’re chugging. Super impressive how they’ve turned a basic service into a high-stakes financial adventure. If you’re into questionable pricing and that special ‘what just happened?’ vibe, this is your spot. 10/10 for creativity!